i have 99 drafts waiting to be reblogged but…. nope, can’t finish this one
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
hey tumblr, gimme something to reblog
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
This is the end of the entire discussion. Team Oxford Comma 4 lyfe.